Thursday, January 20, 2011

A quick and simple guide to moving countries.

Thinking about moving country? Is it to simply uproot yourself and start fresh in a new location? Did you get deported out of your home country? Are you looking for a way to challenge yourself and stand on your own two feet? Do you love paperwork more than life itself?

Follow this easy guide to decide if moving country is right for you!

Which one accurately describes your daily sentiments?

a.) What a nice place! I’m so glad I live in this fantastic country! Woe is everyone who ever had to live anywhere else! (1 point)

b.) Another country could be cool, but it’s so scary and hard! I’ll just stay here thanks; sure, it gets on my nerves sometimes, but the positives outweigh the negatives for me (5 points)

c.) Get me out. Now. (10 points)

Your view on paperwork: it’s….

a.) Boring and I wish I never had to do it again (1 point)

b.) Not awful; I get tired of writing my name and address 700 times but I like ticking boxes (5 points)

c.) I’m a fan; I like seeing how my signature changes from form to form; ticking boxes is awesome and I never tire of writing my address (10 points)

What are your thoughts on making all your personal, financial and medical information available to strangers?

a.) No way! Those are private documents and you have no business with them! (1 point)

b.) Um…. I guess you can see them; you’d best have a good reason though! (5 points)

c.) What else do you need? Deceased pet names? A full inventory of my underwear collection? Would you like my footprints as well? (10 points)

How attached are you to your current belongings? (Furniture, home, pets etc)

a.) My things define me! That’s a vintage 1973 Louis Prada designer coat hanger! And don’t even get me started on my lightswitch covers….. (1 point)

b.) They’re just things; I mean I like them, but other places have things too, right? Wait, I would need to buy things AGAIN?! That changes things…(5 points)

c.) I don’t own anything I don’t think…. (10 points)

My life is…

a.) …chockfull of stress and anxiety; xanax…. need xanax…. (1 point)

b.) …up and down in terms of stress levels; average I guess (5 points)

c.) …more stress please!! (10 points)

Your results:

0-15 points: Probably best to stay home; moving country isn’t for you.

16-35 points: You could move country, but maybe try moving state first, as practice

36-50 points: If you’re willing and able, you could be a candidate for a potential an inter-country move. Whether or not another country wants you is another matter of course…